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feathersofiron:

sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

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It got better.


Reblogged from laughterkeyPosted 6 days ago. ♥ 123003 Notes

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I have literally walked into EVERY bar I have EVER gone into, and if I ask them for a soda, they assume I am the DD, and I have NEVER paid for a soda at a bar or club EVER in my life and I live in America, so this is a real thing, no wrist band or anything required.

Like… do other people not know that’s a thing?
Source: http://lsama.tumblr.com/post/74585827887/this-is-the-best-idea-for-a-restaurant-imgur

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I have literally walked into EVERY bar I have EVER gone into, and if I ask them for a soda, they assume I am the DD, and I have NEVER paid for a soda at a bar or club EVER in my life and I live in America, so this is a real thing, no wrist band or anything required.

Like… do other people not know that’s a thing?

Tagged with: ♥ drinksdrinkingbarsclubsalcoholdesignated driverslike I don't understand how people don't know this is a real thing
Reblogged from deadsynwalkingPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 363468 Notes

ohblainers:

If you’re one of the holdouts still insisting that violence against women isn’t a big deal and that men don’t use violence or physical intimidation against women then just remember that this morning a 16 year-old girl in Connecticut was killed by a boy because she turned him down for prom. 

Men learn this behavior early and it Does. Not. Stop.

Tagged with: ♥ jesus fucking christ
Reblogged from hmariedesignPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 221 Notes


Source: http://politicalsexkitten.tumblr.com/post/83733627449/so-these-tweets-are-actually-real-i-really-like

politicalsexkitten:

So these tweets are actually real.

I really like how she tries to defend herself by stating how much she loooveees Japanese culture

"You guys I did this with Japanese people it’s cool"

"I go to Japan like so much ok I know the culture"

"I know so many Japanese people and even the director was Japanese!"

God these bullshit statements alone just insinuates that hey Japanese people are working with me so I can’t be doing anything wrong or racist, otherwise they’d tell me! 

Yeah because even if you’re an artist at the end of her career and desperately trying to save it, you’re still a well-known name and PoC don’t have many opportunities in this industry and will take any job that’s offered to them. This includes everyone who worked on this video. Why?

Because People of Color are easily replaced. They’re expendable. 

Oh, you don’t want to work with her cause her entire music video is racist? Whatever. We’ll just find another director/choreographer/dancer. 

That’s it. That’s literally it. That’s how it works. So we suck it up and work with these people cause the industry doesn’t value us enough and not working only harms us, not the artist.

I mean, spewing random Japanese words that have nothing to do with your song is just short of saying Ching Chong Long Ting Tong, but you know. She’s just admiring the culture. 

Sure does remind me of this skit:

This is extremely racist and insulting. I’m an Asian American. I studied Japanese for two years. I’ve yet to begin to scratch the surface of Japanese culture and etiquette and I’m not even that confident or comfortable speaking or writing it because I don’t feel as if I know enough about it to say I can speak Japanese. 

Singing random words in a language you don’t know is racist when you use it for the sake of a song that just appropriates a part of their culture so much. 

Then you have your Japanese backup dancers. They all look the same, they’re silent, and “kawaii”. 

Of course, to you dear Avril, this sure doesn’t perpetuate the stereotype of cute, obedient, and submissive Asian women girls right? They’re just too damn cute and fit your set!

God. You’re turning 30. I don’t care if you want to act childish or dress a certain way. But grow the fuck up and stop making arguments that defend your racist actions and try to justify them by name-dropping everything Japanese.

You’re not Japanese. You don’t know Japanese. You don’t know Japanese culture. Your song doesn’t “honor” or “flatter” Japanese people or Japanese culture. It perpetuates the stereotype the West already holds and you try to pass it off as being cute and creative and appreciative and dedicate it to your Japanese fans.

No. Fuck you. 

While I agree with the VAST majority of this post, can I PLEASE just point out the utter hypocrisy of this statement: “Singing random words in a language you don’t know is racist when you use it for the sake of a song that just appropriates a part of their culture so much.”

Ummmm…. Like… Every.. K-pop/J-pop artist that doesn’t actually really speak English does in like, every single one of their songs? Like… I just…. That is not new, and not only white people do it.

The other points? Spot on. Obviously the video itself is racist, but COME ON. Half the time the “English” words in Japanese songs don’t make any fucking sense. The only Japanese pop artist I know who is fluent in both languages is Utada Hikaru, and she spends half her time here and half her time in Japan, so like.. I dunno.

That one line hit me. The rest of this though? Yes.

Tagged with: ♥ Avril LavineI meancmon girlcall a spade a spadeyour shit is racistdon't defend itjust realize itapologizechange it
Reblogged from allanime01Posted 3 months ago. ♥ 11301 Notes

Word of advice

laughterkey:

punkrockmixtapes:

So I was searching for “Nothing Compares To You” in order to post it and that tagline is filled with a lot of people comparing their dicks to objects. Which didn’t go over when my boss came by computer. So just a heads up on that one unless you really want to see what some guys dick looks like compared to his cellphone.

I rather enjoy the thought of these dudes taking pics of their own dicks while softly singing the song to them.

Only with laughterkey ‘s head canon will I be able to do this. And it’s going to happen when I go home.

Tagged with: ♥ random tumblr shitI swear to godthis website
Reblogged from laughterkeyPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 40 Notes


Reblogged from abbycashPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 185074 Notes

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalPhotos
Reblogged from laughterkeyPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 33140 Notes

allmysecretobsessions:

cocorosalie:

iwilleatyourenglish:

magicalgirlfriends:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

how many people do you think reblogged this without knowing what it actually says

I spend about 72% of my day laughing at these posts jesus christ

pls send more

Hhahahahahaha

omfg, lol

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalQueue Queue Queue-choo
Reblogged from pottysmovingcastlePosted 3 months ago. ♥ 17839 Notes

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalPhotosnot gonna lieI'd totally do itQueue Queue Queue-choo
Reblogged from mintamenapiePosted 3 months ago. ♥ 328679 Notes

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalYOU ARE NOT THE WORLD'S BEST GRANDPA!alsoWHAT IS AIR?!when he was aliveWhy am I crying like this??How fantastic are they?!Look at those cartwheelsBecause I would pay ALL OF MY MONEY to see thisEspecially of things that will never happen?Well done Tumblr
Reblogged from laughterkeyPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 185695 Notes

fuckyeahmathandsciencetattoos:

Constellation Scorpio with Jupiter and an imagined Pluto in some nebulous mumbo jumbo.

I submitted my tattoo to this blog and they published it, so I figured I”d share because… yes.

fuckyeahmathandsciencetattoos:

Constellation Scorpio with Jupiter and an imagined Pluto in some nebulous mumbo jumbo.

I submitted my tattoo to this blog and they published it, so I figured I”d share because… yes.

Tagged with: ♥ science tattoosastronomy tattoostattoostattoojupiterplutoscorpioand yadda yadda whatever
Reblogged from fuckyeahmathandsciencetattoosPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 41 Notes

cartoonpolitics:

“Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.”  ~ (Kurt Vonnegut)
Source: http://cartoonpolitics.tumblr.com/post/82928360977

cartoonpolitics:

“Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.”  ~ (Kurt Vonnegut)

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalPhotosjesus fucking christ how accurate this is thoughpoliticsamericayeahlike I can't evendamnQueue Queue Queue-choo
Reblogged from wilwheatonPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 2281 Notes

faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

I need this to be a thing.
Source: http://corenthal.tumblr.com/post/83092152388

faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

I need this to be a thing.

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalPhotosPowerguybecauseit's not Power-womanit's Powergirlsonot Powermanbecause reasonsalsofuck off this is hilariousQueue Queue Queue-choo
Reblogged from pucksmirrorPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 37408 Notes

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this



which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

The language (and frustration) of my people. But mostly pppppp just means “as softly as you can” and ffffff just means “as loudly as you can without hurting yourself”.
Source: http://housecatincarnate.tumblr.com/post/45424003191

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

image

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

image

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

The language (and frustration) of my people. But mostly pppppp just means “as softly as you can” and ffffff just means “as loudly as you can without hurting yourself”.

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalPhotosmusicyepQueue Queue Queue-choo
Reblogged from ispeakowlPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 443915 Notes


Source: http://captcrieff.tumblr.com/post/66586362260/can-you-guess-who

laughterkey:

geardrops:

laughterkey:

libraryseraph:

desidere:

thislovestoogoodtolast:

captcrieff:

Can you guess who?

Fuck you !!!

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

wait, are these not all the same dude?

Is it that hard to identify them all?

i’m not sure that these aren’t all photoshop manipulations of the same actor >.>

Oh, they definitely are, they’re all variations on Cumberbatch, but it’s his face mixed with Jude Law, Jensen Ackles, RDJ, Fassy, Hiddles, Quinto, Pine, and Evans. 

Are you sure about Jude and Fassbender? The rest of them are spot on as far as I can tell!

Tagged with: ♥ Shlee's super unoriginalPhotos
Reblogged from laughterkeyPosted 3 months ago. ♥ 124829 Notes



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